A Confession

Once in a while,

I'm standing here, doing something.

And I think,

"What in the world am I doing here?"

It's a big surprise.



—May 16, 2001, interview with the New York Times

The poetry of Donal Rumsfeld, the secretary of defense of the United States of America. Don't wet yourself now...

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